Sandwich Spawn of the Devil
Unlike the Famous Sacred Grilled Cheese Sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary, Beth and I had a run in with a decidedly unholy sandwich.

WWMSD?
Thanksgiving is almost here.

So Far, So Good
Incredibly, I am working online not on Internet Explorer or Netscape, but something called Mozilla Firefox. I say incredible because I was able to download the program without causing sparks to shoot out from my hard drive. Anytime I download a program, then the program works, I am amazed.

And it was all free by going to Mozilla.org and downloading it. This took about ten minutes. I have yet to see even one demon pop-up. My only fear now is that the acceptance agreement I didn't read but clicked yes to has a clause in there about my eternal soul, or something along those lines.

Help Offered
Many readers sent in great ideas about how I could get rid of the evil cabal of demon pop-up ads possessing my computer, including getting something called Mozilla. I will keep everyone posted as to the outcome, assuming of course my computer isn't billowing clouds of black smoke by the time I'm done with the repairs.

Here Kitty, Kitty...
...KITTY!

FRANKENFOOT
Ouch.

It's Quieting Down
No World Series parade. No presidential candidate. Things are starting to return to normal in Massachusetts.

Election Results
In case you missed it, yesterday was Election Day. But don't worry if you didn't get a chance to vote, sources close to both major political parties say they plan to do this all again in 2008. Meanwhile, George Bush will continue in his current position as president, by which I mean Dick Cheney will run things.

Red Sox World Champions Update, Part 2
Find out who really deserved to be the MVP.

Red Sox World Champions Update
Saturday's victory parade brought an estimated 3.2 million people out to the streets of Boston in the drizzling rain, fighting the traffic and the crowds, and standing for hours just to catch ten minutes of seeing two dozen baseball players pass by on WW II-era amphibious assault vehicles. Yet the expected voter turnout tomorrow should set an all-time record at 3 million.

Not judging, just reporting.