Shameless Self Promotion
Keep your shirt on, we're celebrating a Super Bowl victory.

Apparently, Something Else Newsworthy Happened at the Super Bowl Besides the Patriots Winning
What would brother Michael do? He would tell everyone, "It is not about sex, everyone thinks sex, but it is not about sex."

Shameless Self Promotion
For something else as overhyped as the Super Bowl, how about Donald Trump.

Wow!
Unless you live in a tree stump with Punxsutawney Phil, you know that the Patriots won Super Bowl XXXVIIIMCMLVI, which should be renamed the Cardiac Bowl. The fourth quarter was a blur. And not just from the rum and cokes. The excitement level was unbelievable. Three games' worth of action, packed into the last few minutes. The North/South Carolina Pumas kept coming back like a slasher movie creature - every time you thought the Pats were set to drive the wooden stake in, the slashing Pumas' eyes popped open and they jumped up - once with an interception in the endzone, and once with an 85 yard touchdown pass - scaring the bejeezus out of us Pats' fans.

It's over and I still can't believe they pulled it out. But many of us are Red Sox fans, and we half expect someone to come up the next day or two and say they made a mistake and must replay the last drive or something.

But that can't happen. I hope. So we can probably safely wallow in the Patriots' glorious season. Fifteen straight wins. (They can go into next year aiming for most consecutive wins ever.) We can enjoy what they accomplished this season. We can relax.

Oh, by the way, pitchers and catchers report in a few weeks. The Red Sox season will be starting soon. God help us.