So Far, So Good
Incredibly, I am working online not on Internet Explorer or Netscape, but something called Mozilla Firefox. I say incredible because I was able to download the program without causing sparks to shoot out from my hard drive. Anytime I download a program, then the program works, I am amazed.

And it was all free by going to Mozilla.org and downloading it. This took about ten minutes. I have yet to see even one demon pop-up. My only fear now is that the acceptance agreement I didn't read but clicked yes to has a clause in there about my eternal soul, or something along those lines.