Terrorists and Zombies
All right, I haven't been posting Pizza for Breakfast updates recently but after speaking with my consultants and pollsters I have decided to divert the issue by blaming it on the Massachusetts governor's race. The contest is between Deval Patrick and Kerry Healey (she's the one with the long hair standing behind Mitt Romney, who is busy running for president). Trying to close the gap on Patrick, Healey has resorted to vicious, negative attack ads similar to this one. According to Healey, if Patrick is elected, he'll support criminals, global warming, Satan, the West Nile Virus, alien abductions, trans fats, and (shiver) this guy...Meanwhile, on the national stage, George Bush has a new slogan for how he plans to deal with Iraq: Stray from the Course...For the driver who figures parking is too much trouble, and isn't afraid of door dings....You don't have to steal money in Manhattan, people there will hand it over willingly. Quote: Seventeen-month-old Thor spent most of a recent class staring wide-eyed at the teachers, clapping his hands when the teachers urge him to in Mandarin. His mother, Lainie Warnken, said she doesn't expect Thor to become fluent, but that exposure to another culture at a young age could help him better grasp cultures and languages when he gets older. I have one question: Thor?...It's good to see when a parent takes an interest in their children's after school activities....There is nothing like the smile on a youngster's face when presented with a high quality water purifying system...Is Jarrod losing more than weight at Subway?...The criminal mind at work.