God Answered Someone's Prayer
Pamela Anderson is teaching Sunday school.

Theological Quote of the Day: "I'm teaching at my sons' Sunday school. It's reading the Bible, getting out jelly beans and setting the kids a good example."

He Pierced What?
And he showed it to whom?

Legal Issue Quote of the Day: But their complaint was thrown out by the public prosecution service who said it was not an offence to show off a piercing even if it was on a person's private parts.

Be Careful When Driving in Norway
The beavers are out to get us.

Beaver Attack Quote of the Day: The accident was caused by a beaver gnawing a tree by the highway.

New Environmental Worry
Wide awake sea life.

Shameless Self Promotion
Don't let Old Man Winter read this.

Guy Update
"Honey, I'm going to do some 'yard work.'"

Understandable Mix Up
What gave it away, when he started asking her about someday having children?

Mistaken Calls to Sex Line Quote of the Day: Kire Iliovski, 25, from Prilep in Macedonia spent more than 135 hours on the phone to a woman he thought could be his future wife. [Blog's note: You spend 135 hours on the phone with somebody, and you think you know them.]

Ooooops!
Somehow the Euro is to blame.

Expensive Wine Quote of the Week: "We realised something was not right when the standard of service improved dramatically. And when they brought out the decanter I was very concerned."

Texas-Style Fun
Stuffing a world-record number of snakes into your mouth.

Snake Handler Quote of the Day: Each of them has been handling rattlesnakes for decades, and they have the scars to prove it. They said they started doing it to get women. "We used to have groupies," Ackerman said. "Yeah, women like crazy men," Dugger said.

Onion Alert!
Be aware of suspicious looking scallions.

FDA Hepatitis A Symptoms Quote of the Day: Hepatitis A is usually mild and characterized by jaundice (yellow discoloration of the skin), fatigue, abdominal pain, loss of appetite, nausea, diarrhea, and fever. [Blog's note: Coincidentally, the same symptoms caused by prolonged exposure to the person in the link below.]

Tammy Faye Update
She's baaaaaack!

Tammy Faye Religious Insight Quote of the Day: "I think Jesus really loves crazy people," she said. "He really does. He made so many of us."

F***ing Miracle on 34th Street
New movie shows the dark side of Disney.

Bad Santa Quote of the Day: In one scene, Santa says to a barmaid: "I'm an eating, drinking, f***ing Santa Claus!" "Prove it," she replies. The next scene shows Santa and the barmaid having sex in his car. [Blog's note: Coming soon, Mickey and Donald in a animated version remake of "Midnight Cowboy."]

Monumental Task
Making Germany seem cool.

Cool Germany Quote of the Day: Designers have chosen to sell Germany with images of skimpily clad ravers at Berlin's Love parade rather than its famous beer or industrial stalwarts like BMW or Siemens. [Blog's note: Love parade will beat industrial stalwarts every time.]

Performance Art Update
Remember, she dances naked, but she is not a stripper.

Nude Dance Quote of the Day: "One day I realized this way of work, I didn't like," recalled La Ribot. "I stop the company completely. I was trying to look for another language, another way to work in dance. That's when I put 'La' in front of my name and started to work alone, naked, in silence."

Our Rights Are Eroding...
...when a high school student can't post on his own blog his semi-literate rantings.

Unintelligible Blog Quote of the Day: im done. ill post again asap. im at raelene's house. p.s. patrick is amazing. shiut out. yo. wear those goddam boots. [Blog's note: "Shiut out"????]

It's the Right Thing to Do
Kids, give the Recording Industry its music back.

Shameless Self Promotion
If you get stuck while reading this, liberally spray with WD-40.

About Time Somthing Was Done
I blame that creepy guy in the long coat in those mobile phone commercials.

Shine Up An Oscar For This Performance
Banjo boy from Deliverence back on silver screen after 31 year hiatus.

Banjo Boy Quote of the Day: "Tim Burton said, 'Just sit there and hold that banjo, that's it.' He was a real nice guy, a lot nicer than Burt Reynolds."
[Blog's note: We all feel that way about Burt Reynolds.]

New Weight Loss Program in Brazil
Advantage to plaster cast thearpy is you avoid Dr. Phil.

Weight Loss Quote of the Day: "Some people even want to have it on for days in small parts of their bodies, but of course that is not recommended." [Blog's note: What parts, exactly?]

Imagine What Their Kids Would Look Like...
If the Human Pin Cushion were to marry the Man with the Longest Tongue?

The Only Way to Fly
Drunk.

If They Say So
Scotsmen, including Sean Connery, demand EU list skirts as men's wear.

Sean Connery Quote of the Day: The omission of a separate kilt section angered Mr Connery who told the Daily Record newspaper in Glasgow: "If this is the case, I have been wearing a woman's skirt for more than 45 years now. It is certainly not women's wear. It is an important part of Scots tradition and also smart evening wear."

Here Kitty, Kitty... Ahggh!
Tiger Lady of New Jersey lost her battle.

Tiger Fact Quote of the Day: "There are at least 10,000 tigers being kept as pets in the U.S., and there are only 5,000 in the wild in Asia.

Marine Corps Also Having an Anniversary
And are celebrating with a 228-mile "fun run."

Marine Corps Quote of the Day: “Before I could even formulate any kind of a detailed plan, the Marines of this company were all about running a total of 228 miles,” Grove said.

Maybe It Should Be a National Holiday
WD-40 turns 50 years old.

Aerosol Solvent Quote of the Day: "There's nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you."

Shameless Self Promotion
I've been moved to Mondays!

An Understandable Mistake
Apparently, someone missed something.

Incarceration Quote of the Day #2: All inmates are subject to a thorough strip search as part of the admission process to any state prison. Lamb was unable to explain how Hawks' slipped through without being noticed.

Maybe They Felt Confined
Prisoners step out for the evening, then return.

Incarceration Quote of the Day: Prison Service was not aware of any other incidents at Hollesley Bay, but urged locals to contact police if they suspected "this sort of activity going on". [Blog's note: Good advice anywhere.]

Looking for Something to do with the Family this Weekend
Take them to a Camel Fair.

Camel Fair Quote of the Day: Temple dancers and snake charmers also flock to the fair to entertain the tourists.

Election News from Michigan
This election official probably moved there from Florida.

Democracy in Action Quote of the Day: After the polls closed, Lake locked up the election vote totals and refused to release them.

Technology Advances
But is it always for good?

Disposable Diaper Recycling Quote of the Day: Used diapers were picked up each week on our residents' regular trash day and were safely and effectively processed into their original components -- wood pulp and plastic. [Blog's note: Isn't there one more component to a used diaper?]

Who Says There is Never Any Good News in the News
According to this news story, drinking with friends improves the mind.

Solid Police Work in Japan
Policeman hits the streets in a miniskirt, busts flasher.

To Protect and to Serve Quote of the Day: The disguised policeman's legs were unshaven but the flasher, identified as Isamu Nakashima, 50, did not notice it in the dark. "I was stunned as I believed he was a girl," Nakashima was quoted as saying after being arrested on obscenity charges.

People of the Planet Earth...
DUCK!

Gigantic Solar Flare Quote of the Day: "I'd take a stand and say it appears to be about X40 based on extrapolation of the X-ray flux into the saturated period," DeForest told SPACE.com. [Blog's note: Huh?]

Lawyer Being Shot At While Hiding Behind Tree Update
He wasn't even the guy's lawyer. Now it doesn't make any sense.

Lawyer Being Shot At While Hiding Behind Tree Quote of the Day: Curry said it was "weird" and "the kind of thing that always happens to someone else." [Blog's note: Who else?]

This Explains A Lot
France's Funniest Meteorlogical Reports

Weather Related Quote of the Day: "It's a mistake that happens now and then. Sometimes the computer makes very comical mistakes due to things like a bird building a nest on the roof of the weather station."

Fine Arts Update
This art exhibit is open only a few days each month, and gets moody.

The Neighborly Thing to Do
We would let Canada know if it was on fire.

Okay, Let Me Get This Straight...
The Universe might be filled with filled-in holes?

Another Medical Reason to Retire to Florida
To avoid having to babysit the grandchildren.

Grandparent Quote of the Day: Asked how she copes with the stress, she replied, "You know what it is? I do a lot of praying. No kidding!"

Magic Bus
I don't remember bus drivers being this cool.

Famous Chefs Naked With Their Blender Calendar
Hey, is that a Vita-Mix blender, or are you just happy to see me?

Mr. Mojo
Donald Rumsfeld is certain mojo exists, and that it will be found.

Muddy Waters Quote of the Day: "I got my mojo working, but it just won't work on you."

Always Thinking of Others
Girl suspended after coming to school dressed for Halloween as a condom dispenser.

Cheery Quote of the Day: "Sex can be deadly and people need to know that."

With Winter Coming, an Important Reminder:
Wild animals may become frozen to railroad tracks.

At Least They Don't Have a Large Wardrobe to Replace
Nudist colony hit by San Diego wildfires.

Lifestsyle Option Quote of the Day: "You can't imagine how nice it is to step out on a sunny Sunday morning buck-naked and get a coffee.''