About a Third of the Way There
I haven't posted much about the Red Sox up to this point, but just in case you haven't checked the standings lately, here they are.

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Shake, shake, shake your booty. Shake your booty. Make sure you have the right music on when exercising on a vibrating machine.

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If Yoko Ono hadn't caused the Beatles to breakup 37 years ago, this might have done it.

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Another reason to ignore the French.

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Not that there is anything wrong with it...wait a minute, yes there is.

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We're guessing this wasn't stolen to be sniffed.

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I have no idea how one would even begin to use Microsoft's new computer, but there are three-year-olds who will have no trouble figuring it out.