Wheels on the Bus go Swish and Slosh
If she were a congressperson, this bus driver would have claimed it was caused by a medication she was taking.

What the World Needs Now
Do you ever think that maybe they are using Monopoly money?...Speaking of baseball, the Boston Globe did a story about pro athletes packing heat. And one of them was Yankee Carl Pavano. Carl Pavano? What for, protection from George Steinbrenner?....Medical Advances: Should this concern us?...They're right, this sounds completely out of character for frat boys...Granted, we are all tired of negative political ads and are thankful that the election is over, but here's one more ad you'll want to see. Campaign Slogan of the Year Winner: He colors inside the lines...The world is sorely lacking in Einsteins....Wildlife not a bunch of geniuses either.