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The entire list of the Driver's Ten Commandments are provided in the is article. The Popemobile is one sweet ride. Ask yourself, would you pay $8 dollars for a bucket o'popcorn? Especially from this guy?

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I picture my hallway of life looking something like this one. And this is Splash Mountain. Some fortune cookies arrive a little too late to help. Yo, Confucius Dude!

Springtime for Paris
Paris in Jail, the music video.

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We'll keep the light on, while you smash the place.

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Just when you think we are the nation with the most screwed up priorities, Japan comes along...

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That's all I have time for this morning, except: Goodbye Mr. Wizard.

He's an Artist All Right, a Con Artist
In America we don't call this modern art, we call it a tour group.

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Speaking of traveling, a rule on European visitors I'd like to see here is one that outlaws Speedos on German men at the beach.

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At one time or another, every homeowner has hired this contractor.

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I like the name of the other ride people were stuck on: The Gauntlet.

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More Travel News: If you are planning a Hawaiian vacation, you might be disappointed by the cuisine.

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All I can say is it was an Oscar winning performance she put on.

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He didn't hit a home run at his last at bat or anything, but Bob Barker bids adieu. A sad day for many. I guess 35 years is too long a time to be doing anything. Here's the Happy Gilmore fight scene, along with Ode to Bob Barker. Who could possibly replace Bob Barker on the show? I have a suggestion.

Back to the Drawing Board
More proof that Olympic organizers are snorting something, probably powdered alcohol (see the last item below). This has been a serious problem for many years with no signs of improving.

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What's for dinner?

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I admit, this is only humorous because they call it the Popemobile. I love that we live in a world where even serious, well-read, important people actually refer to the pope's car as the Popemobile.

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For the second week I must ask, what are scientists doing looking in my refrigerator?

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They probably did it to avoid being eaten.

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Is your brand of detergent causing fish to become sexually confused?

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JetBlue immediately canceled all flights so its employees could celebrate the good news.

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People such as this sue crazy judge makes one really hope that Karma is real.

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This is the sort of far-thinking technological advancement this country used to be known for before we spent all our time developing new cell phones.

Mine!
Who knows, if he keeps doing this maybe even Yankee fans will start liking him. I don't suppose A-Rod runs into this level of sophisticated taunting in cities other than Boston.

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Never would have imagined this could be true: Putting wheels in kids' shoes can lead to injury.

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People who, like me, are always three generations behind the latest technological rage, now we can make it four generations. Here are some features, but something tells me it won't be that easy to use. Wait, there are still more features of the new iPhone.

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Impotent ostrich legal case update.

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Food Fight!

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On the earthquake's bright side, during all the shaking residents got their exercise for the day.

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Maybe you are in the market for a new piece of home exercise equipment to use to dry clothes on. Check out the vibration machine video demonstration. It is not your grandmother's vibrating machine. And remember slim people don't get too cocky, you are probably fat on the inside. Here is another style of vibrating machine, but I am not sure this has anything to do with exercising.

A-Putz
The best part of this is that the Yankees probably still have to face the Blue Jays about 12 more times this season. Revenge should be sweet. In the meantime, the Fenway Faithful should make him feel at home.

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My only question is what were researchers doing digging around in my refrigerator?

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But what we need to know is do they attend strip clubs after the game?

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The Golden Loogies.

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This is the sort of thing that happens when educators insist on teaching the Quadratic Equation.

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House hunting? One room hole in the ground, no view.

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If heading to the New Jersey beaches this summer, leave your camel at home.