Be Free...SPLAT!
"They found four or five squashed on the highway."

The great mink roundup continues.

Couldn't They Just Have Gone Bowling Instead?
Mothers, next time you embarrass your son at his birtday party, remind him that at least you didn't do this.

Maybe the Osprey Was Crowding the Plate
More disturbing news coming out of the minor leagues.

Our Crazy Democracy
There are 135 candidates who want to be governor of California, but in Texas the legistators keep running away.

If You Think This Sort of Thing Can't Happen in an Adjacent Town to Where You Live, Think Again
Long tongue of the law puts this guy behind bars.

Shameless Self Promotion
"I'll be back." Unless you read this.

When Beavers Attack
They are suspended for several games during a playoff race.

Health Update
More evidence you should horde Twinkies

Do I Smell Bacon?
Here's the perfect comeback movie for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.

California Election Update
He's probably planning to run for governor.

Protect Your Valuables
Make sure to lock your doors if you have any ox's gallbladder stones sitting around.

Urgent Hair Care Update
Whatever happened to "lather, rinse, repeat"?

Useful Parenting Tip for Fathers
I don't have daughters, but if I did, I would use one of these on prom night.

Now If Only Airline Meals Could Double as Food, Then We'd Have Something
Note to photoprocessing employees: open envelopes carefully.

Oooops!
"I thought my earache had turned into something more serious and had descended to my genitals, that is why I didn't say anything."

Why it is vitally important for patients to ask questions.

Shameless Self Promotion
Want to read about two celebrities who are NOT running for California governor? Then click here.

Who Would Have Thought
"It's not often you have someone this paranoid from using drugs that they think a guinea pig is spying on them for the government."

Even for California, this is unusual.

Lost Coffin, Lost Job
Funeral director sets high standards.

Just Wondering
What does she think about the other 19 seconds?

20 Years from Now
Never too early to think about where you want to retire to.

The Wild West
Police in Reno apprehend man and charge him with Grand Theft Barstool

When Looking for the Next Nation to Invade...
The US should consider Sweden.

What's Going on In Norway?
After the last two links, who can say? I suggest we take a look ourselves.

Grandma's Always Spoiling the Grandchildren...
This time by getting the two-year old drunk.

What's He Planning for His 50th Birthday Party?
When he said he doesn't like surprise parties, he meant it.

Labor Negotiations in India
Climbing atop a radio tower and threatening to set himself on fire worked for Dan Rather.

Disturbing News Out of Britain
"They drink standing up, in crowded, bustling environments where music is played at high volume.”

British authorities hope to put a stop to this.

If You Think the California Recall Election Isn't Goofy Enough...
Now they are recycling diapers.

NorwayCam
Let's check in and see what's currently happening in Norway.

Shameless Self Promotion
Don't leave home, especially with kids in the car, without reading this.

Why Peace in the Middle East is So Difficult
"With our blood and souls, we sacrifice for you Melhem."

Is Melhem A) a popular Lebanese political leader, or B) a contestant who was voted off an American-Idol type star search show in Lebanon? Click here for the answer.

Who Knows, Laura Bush Might Karaoke During Their Vacation
Tony Blair's wife's karaoke reviews: "Appalling...but the people in the club were fairly drunk so the reaction was fairly good."

Let the Healing Begin
The first step was admiting there is a problem.

You Might Want to Avoid Tawain this Weekend during the Cruel "Pigs of God" Ritual
Be warned, last year the super-fat pigs "screamed loudly and failed to control their bowels."

This Should Stir Up the Grouse
When they see this guy walking by.

Delaware Sen. Biden Drops Out of Presidential Race
Shocking news, especially since no one was aware he was in the race. Also, he's hasn't yet ruled out a possible run for Governor of California.

Heat Wave In Europe Costly
Even the grouse won't fly during grouse hunting season. Which if they were smart they wouldn't do even if it wasn't so hot.

Tourism Warning
If you plan to visit Florence or Venice, be prepared to not sit down.

Speaking of Space Flight
Here's a contest you might want to enter.

Space Wedding Highlights:
"A life-size cutout of the groom greeted guests at the reception."

And People are Becoming Dumber
Two words: Breastfeeding Driver.

Animals are Getting Too Smart
Injured Scooby took himself to the vet.

Pachinko Heaven
"We want to tell the machines, 'Thank you very much for all your hard work.'"

Those Crazy Romanian Soccer Fans
Now they've gone and hijacked a tour bus.

Just A Big Pussycat
And upon seeing the escaped tiger, the zoo keeper "promptly fainted in shock."

Another Major Political Development
In a surprise announcement last night, Arnold Schwarzenegger made it official: Jerry Springer will run for governor of California.

If Someone Tells You to Get a Hobby...
The first thing that comes to mind is butter sculpting.

Major Political Development
Jerry Springer backs out of Senate race in Ohio, vows to continue making important contributions to society through his talk show by allowing some of the world's most disfunctional people the chance to appear on nationwide television and be bleeped.

Truth in Advertising Gone Too Far
Looking at the brochure, this appears to be a great place to live. But I wonder what it smells like?

This is How Every Horror Movie Starts
Mysterious blob hasn't killed anyone...yet.

Shameless Self Promotion
Want to shave strokes off your game? Then read this.

PS: Yes, I'm referring to golf.

Kooky Cosmonaut in Love
The space wedding is back on!

Election Reform, Norwegian Style
Now they can vote drunk.

Do I Smell Oscar?
Britney might play Daisy Duke in a Dukes of Hazzard movie.

Eroding Freedoms
It's gotten so a person can't even raise a herd of goats in their backyard anymore.

Dangers of War
According to a fellow British soldier in Iraq, this "lad" almost froze to death having a "kip in a fridge." Something our American soldiers are warned about ahead of time through educational videos.

Advances in Artificial Intelligence
Playing 20 Questions with a computer is just as annoying as playing it with a real person.

Re: Previous Post
I figured it out.

Back From Vacation

And while I was gone, blogger.com changed everything with how items are posted on its blogs; and there is a very real possibility that you'll never see this post because I won't be able to figure out how to do it.