Shameless Self Promotion

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Mice Update

Now we know why they never ask for directions.

*N Orbit

Send him already so he shuts up about it.

Gobble!

Why we're the envy of the world.

Paw-Loose

Some people, and their dogs, have way too much time on their hands.

Latest Shameless Self Promotion

Read this, or you might turn into a Smurf.

Mmmmmm...Pulverized Dead Cattle

City of Hamburg not changing its name.

Antartic Plumbers Wanted

Low pay, and feeling of total insignificance promised.

American Idol Update

No recent arrests has made the show somewhat boring. But my money is still on Area Code Guy (on the right).

Hugo

Without the Internet we couldn't so easily get pictures of someone's dog.

More on Muffin the Mule

I never heard of it before, but apparently Muffin was HUGE in the UK.

Muffin the Mule Returns

But this time, instead of dancing and singing, he's getting serious.

Wild Boar Alert

This could happen to you.

This is Amazing

But what are pork scratchings?

Eerie

Compare this recently discovered 4,000-year-old drawing of the Staff God to Felix the Cat. Coincidence?

Parenting Help

Kind of ruins hide-and-seek though.

Art News

Wishful quote of the week: "I hope people will come here because they think they are great works of art rather than coming to the house of horror or looking for the shock."

Election News

This guy makes Jesse Ventura seem downright presidential.

Egad!

Maybe hair stylists need malpractice insurance.

Dixie -ur- Dairyland Chicks Update

After a heated debate, Madison, Wisconsin decides not to offer group political asylum, but in a daring political act officially supports free speech.

Real Estate News

If I buy it he's leaving, right?

Just Stand Still

Knife thrower, after hitting assistant during television show, is looking for a new assistant. Pertinent information: "In 11 years of performing, I've only hit my assistant on five occasions."

Straight Talk From Iraqi Information Minister

In America, this guy would have his own cable show.

Money News

Your financial future could rest on a monkey.

BAAAA

And of course, BAAAA again.

Twenty Years Too Late

Ever wish you had instructions on how to do the Moonwalk?

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Art Controversy

The headline perfectly sums up this story.

To Serve and Protect

Freeze, or Deputy Camel will spit on you.

More Ketchup News

Now they have gone too far.

Oops! I Filed Bankruptcy Again

Maybe if she waited tables, it would have helped business.

Co-Ed Naked Protesting

I'm sure the Iraqi people are impressed by the action of these women.

March of Technology

One day you will wonder how you lived without these.

In Case You Were Wondering

For the quattuordecllionth time, I don't know what number a 1 with 45 zeroes is.

As if War Wasn't Enough to Think About

For anyone who cares, and I can't imagine anyone does, it is Real Nappy Week in Great Britian. Apparently, it is difficult to locate real nappies in the UK.

Daily Urgent Weather Alert

How can there be more snow in the forecast? When did we become part of Canada?

Be On the Lookout

If you spot this couple, do not - I repeat - do not try to apprehend.

"Green" Cemeteries

The most disturbing part of this article is near the bottom where I learned, "Under UK Law...a body can be buried more or less anywhere."

Osmondmania

This must be stopped.

Florida Beach Update

Could the Colossal Squid have anything to do with this?

Urgent Weather Alert

Here in New England it is currently snowing. It is April, for God's sake. SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!

A Happy Ending

Oink!

Urgent Warning to Fishermen

What the hell kind of bait were they using?

Shocking American Idol Twist

Not since Joe Millionaire have there been so many surprises.

Literary Corner

Rumsfeld's a poet, didn't ya' know it?

New Reality TV Series

Imagine 20 would-be corporate executives kissing up to Donald Trump.

Geraldo Outbedded

Military ready to do whatever it takes to remove him.

Law Update

Here's one way to avoid jury duty.

Major Celebrity Announcement!

Women, get your Lily of the Valley fragrence out because he's ready.

Are Sperm Gay?

Disturbing research out of Germany

Shameless Self Promotion

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Doing Her Part

No sacrifice is too big for Madonna.

Unbelievable

Is it American Idol or America's Most Wanted?

Opening Day

Hope springs eternal, then something like this happens