Knight Ride It Into the Ground
You might be wondering how long I can keep riding the You Would Drink Heavily Too If You Were David Hasselhoff theme. For as long as I keep finding goofy music videos like this one, that's how long.

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If the children had been raised on Mickey Hamouse, they would have known how to react.

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Speaking of nuts.

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Sometimes there's no reasoning with an expectant turtle.

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Italy takes a giant step into the 20th century. Next up: Let women vote!

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I am proud to say that I refuse to post obits such as this one just to make a cheap joke about someone pissing his life away. We have standards here.

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A better headline would have read: Nudist camps popularity sagging.

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America, be ready to squint. They are taking away our light bulb.

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It's good to see that other animal species are willing to do their part for charity.

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Links to Stuff Mentioned in This Week's Column:
The Mickey Hamouse story isn't over yet. I first heard about evil Mickey last Wednesday and decided to base this week's column on it. By Friday, before my deadline, I had to update the story to include new information stating that the show was being taken off the air. But before it was published today in the newspaper, there was a further development. Here is a clip from the show (not that I can vouch for the translation, but then again in not one article I've read has anyone refuted the characterization of the show's content). Not that we don't have our own nut jobs here in America. For example, here is someone making an idiotic comparison between evil Mickey teaching children hate and intolerance, with Western celebrities who use their fame to address adults and politicians as they promote causes ranging from environmental issues to world poverty.