Mickey Hamouse
It makes you wonder what the hell their version of Donald Duck is telling kids.

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Finally, one courageous man takes a stand.

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What major league baseball needs is an over forty league. But someone would have to break the news to him.

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The phone call every parent of a college student dreads, "Your drunken daughter was attacked by a giraffe."

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This is a perfect example of why no one should live in Alaska. After you read the entire article, I have one question: Does locking your doors really help to keep bears out? Can they turn door knobs? I honestly don't know. Meanwhile, Hollywood is helping, here is an important PSA on what to do in case of a bear attack.

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Staying with our theme of animals on a rampage, especially in Alaska, now we have this disturbing report.

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Thankfully, no giraffes were present.

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Considering all the animal attacks recently, who can blame this Canadian postal worker?

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Parents yell. It's what we do.

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Residents of Wisconsin, it's time to revolt.

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There were kids in my high school who grew and marketed their own plants, but theirs were illegal.

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If you think that's hot, you should hear her recite the Dewey Decimal System.

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Another example of why you would drink heavily, too, if you were David Hasselhoff. Be sure to check out the "Jet Pack to Hell" at the 1:50 mark.