Summer 's Coming, Get the Sunscreen
You know summer is almost here when they start spotting naked people in Vermont. Quote of Note: "This is indecent exposure where it doesn't belong." Which leads me to wonder: Is there someplace where indecent exposure does belong? And if so, would it then no longer be indecent?

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More naked people in the news. Nude car wash update: Yes, it is a constitutionally guaranteed right - at least it is down under. (And probably Vermont.)

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What a touching and heartwarming story, right up until the moment the tiger cubs are big enough to eat their surrogate mother.

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Parents, when your kid asks if he can bring the classroom pet home during school vacation, tell him no.

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Florida knows what to do next: hire the chad-checking people from the 2000 election to take a look.

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Next time your stuck in the Big Dig tunnel in Boston, don't be surprised if someone behind you asks to play through.

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Act first, think later. It helps us when searching for entertaining stories of extreme stupidity, such as this one.

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And word is she can drink under the table co-eds twenty years younger than her.

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Just when I think I've linked to every example of why if you were David Hasselhoff you'd drink heavily too, I find another great example. Limbo time! At some point, isn't unemployed obscurity a better career move?