Hooked on a Feeling
The best part of Western culture is that at some point nearly every idea will get tried at least once. So if we lived in a communist state, would a major, well respected, weekly news magazine think to ask top fashion consultants to remake the look of one of the most dangerous, and yes weird, men in the world? No, I think not. But Newsweek thought it was a great idea. So here is the Kim Jong Il Extreme Makeover (or Hip Eye for the Dictator Guy).

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The pets prefer to think of themselves as being big boned.

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"Hey look, honey, our Canadian friend lost some change in our sofa cushions."

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When visiting Peru, drinking the water might be your best option.

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One word, Yuck!

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Looking for a good time? Go to Carlisle, apparently the morose season has ended.

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Only in California can a pizza delivery robbery turn into a shoot out.

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Criminals today. Whatever happened to using old fashioned rope or duct tape to secure your victims?

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If you want them to polish your hood ornament, that's extra.

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Tip of the Day for Prison Inmates Writing Threatening Letters to Judges: Don't include your name, inmate number, and the address of the prison as part of the envelope's return address.

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BarfWatch! If you were David Hasselhoff, you'd drink heavily too.