Jumping Frogs, Swarming Cicadas, Alien Fish, Hef Bunnies, and Armed Cows. A Busy Day.
I bet Mark Twain would be extremely proud that his story is so well loved more than a century later, but he'd still think all these people were ninnies.

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You just know this case is heading to the Supreme Court.

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People of the Midwest, it was good knowing you.

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In the live action version, David Hasselhoff will play the Great Cow Guru.

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Did the cow guru have something to do with this decision?

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What NASA never expected: Space aliens are fish!

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Makes sense, since it was the same method voters used to decide who to vote for in the first place.

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Who wouldn't want more Hef bunnies? Oh, you mean they're real rabbits. In that case who cares?

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Links to Stuff Mentioned in This Week's Column:
Here is an article on the road rage survey. Check for road rage in Miami yourself in real time. As for its reputation for crime and shootings, a new breed of cop is starting to make Miami streets safer. Here is a photo of George Steinbrenner and NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg in happier times. It looks as if the mayor is thinking, "That nice Mr. George let me wear this really awesome hard hat and hold this cool shovel!" In an effort to thwart terrorists, Boston has stayed away from a grid pattern for its roads, preferring instead a roadway system no one can figure out. In Phoenix, curves in the road are now being added to deliberately confuse and slow down the drivers. It appears by this thermal map of Phoenix, that even during an October night it is hotter there than on the sun's surface.