Out of this World
What would you bet that Starbucks is already planning to open a new location here? Odds makers have reacted quickly also. Laugh now, but when the space aliens invade Earth, you will wish you had a copy of their book. This just in, I fear that the invasion may already have started. We can't be too sure they aren't among us already.

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Sounds like something my roommate in college and I found growing in the bathroom of our apartment once.

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If there was ever a rock group that could unite everyone in the cause against global warming, then this is not that group. But they are funnier than the group that could.

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Needless to say, a genius grant is not in this child's future.

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This is the sort of person who, as a child, frequently got his head stuck in a toilet seat.

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Say what you will about the American education system, but at least our teachers don't sprinkle cow urine on their students, unless it can be shown to improve test scores.

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Granted, the Antwerp Zoo has been around for 164 years, but it seems to be missing the general concept of what a zoo is all about.

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In a surprising win, the Wangs have it.