Easter Hangover
Today everyone is suffering chocolate and jelly bean withdrawals. So maybe that is why I can't figure out what sport this article is talking about, but apparently the winner now enters Round 13, making it nearly as long as the NBA playoffs. Quote of Note: It was hard to pick the Sharks' best, with captain Brett Kimmorley kicking and directing traffic expertly behind a forward pack led by a gritty backrower Greg Bird and props Luke Douglas and Phil Leuluai.

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It's official, the Internet has become a giant yard sale.

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If you're traveling along the Interstate in Oklahoma, Texas or New Mexico and you see a taxi driver with his head out the window yelling at jackrabbits and honking his horn at lizards, that would be these people.

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Hunting-gate: Romney admits he's no Cheney, but he's shot at his share of lawyers.

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If it means cancelled flights, JetBlue would like to interview the pilot.

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Look out, Tiger.

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The oldest profession goes online.

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Don't worry, I'll be too busy having a heart attack.

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Coke: It's the Real Thing. Honest to God.

Links to Stuff Mentioned in This Week's Column:
Here is the Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader website. You decide, was host Jeff Foxworthy and Hall of Fame pitcher Dennis Eckersley separated at birth? Or at least, separated in 1977? (Scroll down for some disturbing, Ron Burgundy-type photos from the 70s.) Einstein did his best work in the fifth grade, then coasted on his early success the rest of his life. It is hard to understand why adults don't understand basic scientific concepts when the Internet provides a wealth of factual information, such as this totally-drawn-to-scale rendering of the solar system. Perhaps if we had been taught the metric system using a fun cartoon character shaped like a graduated cylinder that's wearing a cape, it would have helped.