Run Away, Run Away!
Not to unduly panic anyone, but if you live in the Northeast you have probably been glued to the television weather reports and already are aware that in all likelihood none of us will survive the Hell Fury March Storm of Ultimate Death that is now upon us. The weather people couldn't be happier. They have been waiting all winter for The Big One. Now, excuse me while I hide under my desk.

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Any other advice for the little ones?

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TRAVEL HINT: Those of you who have purchased tickets to fly on JetBlue sometime in the future, plan on driving.

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It's sad when popular celebrities fall on hard times. First Gary Coleman became a mall security guard, now R2D2 is collecting the mail.

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Like Paris Hilton, they just refuse to go away and stay away.

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School lunches haven't changed much since I was a kid.

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Is it me, or is this just wrong?

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Wow, everyone is offering an Early Bird Special.

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OK What?

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This incident caused JetBlue to cancel all its flights to Louisiana.