American Pie in the Face
I can't believe it has been 25 years. To remember how good John Belushi was, see the Animal House clip linked below. On a personal note, I heard the news of his death while in, of all places, Tombstone, Arizona.

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This sort of charge doesn't look good on your permanent record.

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Warning: ostriches should avoid Taiwan.

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Houston, we have a problem.

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Didn't a similar thing happen in an episode of The Brady Bunch?

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The Florida election officials will be right over to straighten them out.

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When it absolutely, positively has to get there.

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Great, now television show ideas are coming from insurance companies.


Links to Stuff Mentioned in this Week's Column:
As a teenager, being a huge fan of Isaac Asimov didn't make me a nerd, did it? You didn't answer right away. I know when I've been insulted... If you missed it, here's the Me Generation article on MSNBC. Speaking of silly putty, I found a site called Silly Putty U, obviously where many narcissistic college students reside. This is someone who really gets into silly putty. Make sure to check out the photo showing a silly putty imprint of an entire newspaper page. One thing that made the 80's Me Generation so great was the music. Of course, the most important aspect of college life never changes (Warning: Ear Muffs for bad words). One reason why YouTube is needed in society: Because for all the times I watched Animal House, I missed this response about not being allowed in the homecoming parade: "Some stupid zombies get to ride a pile of Kleenex down the street, rah, rah."