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In all likelihood this weekend the evil 311Y2K07 virus is going to cause civilization as we know it to end. Or, be an hour late. Don't say I didn't warn you, although I never even considered the devastating affects on BlackBerries and Smart Phones. Oh my!

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What sort of deviant panda-related behavior goes on in China?

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Polar Bears have their own mating issues.

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Here's this year's Most Obvious Scientific Conclusion Reached in a Scientific Study Award.

Number One Most Obvious Conclusion of the Year Quote: When parents were surveyed about their own sleep habits and daytime alertness, it turned out that those whose children had more than one sleep problem tended to suffer more daytime sleepiness than other parents.

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The judge from the Anna Nicole Smith trial should step in. (We regret violating PfB's strict ANS Free Zone pledge, even if only as a humorous reference to an unrelated story. Again, we are sorry.)

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"Class, your substitute teacher today is Mrs. Grumpy Lady. "

The alternative might be a real witch.

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Let's just hope this couple didn't have kids.

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Yeah, we'll get ritgh on taht.