Don't Touch the Cows
Good news for prairie chickens, a place to call home.. .It would be insensitive to make a short person joke here, so instead let's listen to a little (get it) Randy Newman in a video tribute to Mini-Me....Slackers....Please explain to me how someone this dorky looking manages to get even one wife?...The injury-riddled Red Sox look to the minor leagues for more help...Patients go high tech: "Take two anti-virus programs, de-frag, and call me in the morning"...Seattle cracks down....Make room...This just proves we should have done to tobacco executives what we wanted to do to them in the first place....Hands to yourself, cowboy....If we're handing out awards, how many M&M's if we capture Osama?