If Pravda's Right, We Could Be Down to 11 Planets Shortly
Warning to alligators currently living in Florida: Don't become a nuisance. Perhaps California should enact a similar law to protect the public against a major nuisance there....Meanwhile, Düsseldorf authorities are keeping a close eye on nuisance-causing Madonna. Although from this photo, her controversial concert crucifixion looks more like she's preparing for an airport security wanding....As a society, we must ask ourselves: Do we want creepy David Copperfield to be perpetually youthful?...Uh-oh!...This is just the sort of tense political situation that could lead to nuclear war...I heard about politicians kissing babies before, but this is going too far....It's official, scientists are running out of research ideas. Which also leads to this sort of disturbing development: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Ceres, Jupiter...Ceres!?. Calm speaking narrators will be urgently needed to update obsolete lesson plans....Crime in Cape Girardeau, Missouri....Frankly, it's surprising this doesn't occur more often....Maybe the Welsh version is correct, and the English translation is wrong. It's no wonder traveling in Wales is confusing, get a load of a typical street sign.