Something's in the Air Tonight
Crockett and Tubbs are back, but what about Elvis? It seems the original Miami Vice is big in Deutschland. Funny, but in the 1980s, we couldn't imagine this look ever appearing dated (okay, we did know the sockless thing had to go)....Want to lose weight? Start with smaller plates. And don't supersize your order....Did the judge think to order him not to sing chain-gang songs while out there? Other celebrities would probably benefit from forced community-service....Growing up we always made a joke about how polluted Lake Erie was, but we didn't know it could bend space and time. (Best person's name in a story so far today: Aunt Melba Bates)....When looking for a reputable doctor, make sure they aren't performing surgery in someone's basement....Warning to vacationers to North Carolina's beaches, stay out of the water. You might want to change plans and head to Albania...Red Sox Nation says: "Uh-Oh." But Theo Epstein may be working on a trade for a couple of impact players from Florida....Now the sign reads: "Our dogs are fed on people who have nothing better to do than to complain to the police about our signs."