Wednesday, May 17, 2006


Let the Sun Shine In
New Englanders, still dripping, are experiencing a rare atmospheric condition wherein the sun is bright and the sky is clear. We will keep you informed of any further weather-related changes...Finally, a study that proves what I've been trying to tell people for years, that Phoenix drivers are worse than Boston drivers. The one thing you need to know if you ever plan to drive in the Phoenix area (not recommended) is that every driver feels that he or she has the right-of-way, and that the right is guaranteed under the US Constitution (Amendment 1A) and under no circumstance should he or she allow another driver, pedestrian, leashed animal, building, etc. to infringe upon this right even if it means being unable to avoid a violent, horrific accident ("Take that, you rights infringing telephone pole")....Elementary school children unite! Another Constitutional right is being taken away: Recess (Amendment 4C)....Is it surprising to anyone that Maggie the Elephant doesn't want to work out? Interestingly, they are trying to coax Maggie on the treadmill with snacks. For those at home who are having trouble getting motivated to use your own treadmill or Stairmaster maybe you should consider attaching one of these to it....Not getting enough exercise? Need a quick pick me up? In Japan, you can soon stop by the 7-11 and get a can of flavored oxygen....Fidel "Cash" Castro, one of the riches men in the world, denies he is wealthy citing: "Would I dress the way I do, if I had that kind of coin?"....There is a lot of talk these days that the upcoming Da Vinci Code movie will hurt Christian faith, but somehow I believe Jesus will survive.

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