First Name Basis
Bubble Boy David Blaine lasted the week underwater but failed to hold his breath for nine minutes. His health suffered from the ordeal as seen in these dramatic before and after photos....We are happy to report that the latest word on Keith Richards is good...This should curb school violence, since it is a well known fact that before opening fire on their classmates, most student shooters sing songs about it....Kidnap victim pops up unharmed, ordeal in New Hampshire ends before he turns stale....Isn't this report exactly what space aliens set to take over the world would want government officials to say (cue spooky music)....Last night on The Apprentice, someone who I swear I don't even remember being on the show, was fired....Tonight is Idol. Here is someone who wants Taylor Hicks gone. What's interesting is that on second reference (third if you count the pun lead), and in the headline, Taylor's first name, not his last, is used. A sure sign of impending stardom....This might not slow down Cher, but would having a vicar "lay hands" on your bed and ask God to provide you with a healthy sex life put you in the mood?