Monday, Monday
Demystifying the wolf and moose is a dirty job, but someone has to do it. At least I think they do. And yes, I know, it would be a much better story if he was demystifying moose and squirrel....File this story under the category: It Figures....Meanwhile in New York, David Blaine is getting really, really wrinkly....Whatever business you happen to be in, the number one rule is to always please the customer....Cinco de Mayo, Mexican style: drinking beer and tequila while throwing vegetables an baguettes at each other....In major election news that will make you forget The West Wing, they drew for long pencil in St. Albans....Keith Richards update: Now doctors are drilling holes in his head. Let's hope he returns to his normal, healthy, robust self...The Apprentice is on tonight: Who will be fired this week? Who really cares anymore?