Last Straw
There really isn't anything funny about this news item, it's just that I always thought Jack Straw sounded like the name of a nursery rhyme character....The Kentucky Derby, the most exciting two minutes of sports, is tomorrow, and if you plan to be there, don't drink too much. In past years, some celebrities came dressed in camouflage....Expect the scooter to get whacked during an upcoming show....If someone tries selling you a sun porch from the trunk of their car, be suspicious....It's about time the All-You-Can-Eat Chinese Buffets start cracking down hard. Personally, I have some experience with these restaurants...With summer coming, swimming pool season is here. Before diving in, make sure to check the pH level....Music Friday, if you miss the synthetic, electro-pop, Thomas Dolby sound, well give it up for Brandtson.