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It is Opening Day at Fenway Park. And the fans are in mid-season form already. What's it like playing here? “I keep telling the new guys, when you go out to play that first game at Fenway, you might need a diaper,” David Ortiz said..... See, getting shot at during a hunting trip happens all the time....Speaking of shots, presenting Vodka Wars: to be made into a movie called Full Metal Martini Shaker...Animal Porn: In Tennessee, the thing to do there is watch naked mole-rats....Warning, when you read this story feel free to cover your face and cringe: Up your nose with a sterilized rubber hose, that has a balloon attached to the end....The Italian election is over, so we can resume ignoring the country....Going out for Sushi tonight? Thanks, but I'll pass.