Friday, April 07, 2006


Back Ache to the Future
Uh-oh, blue and red rings can't be good; you should make an appointment to have a proctologist take a look. (I know, this is a crude, childish pun. That's what I like about it.)... Maybe what you really need is a medical care professional who can travel back in time. Question, if your chiropractor goes back in time to cure you, does he charge you at that past year's rate?....Any NFL team looking for a quarterback who can throw 100 yards over power lines and a creek, look no further...Education Today: "Class, now we are all going to stand up and do the pee-pee dance until the bus arrives." And still, half the kids probably waited until they got home...I'm not exactly sure what this is all about, but it looks as if some Japanese will now be living in gerbil habitats...."As president, I'm glad to see those people in the large domed building passed the whatchamacallit dealing with the thingamajig."..."Kids, be quiet while daddy talks to the nice lady."...World tensions grow, and who could blame them?..If chiropractor's can go back in time, why not us: enjoy a little A Flock of Seagulls mixed with Back to the Future clips. Christopher Lloyd has the hair for it.

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