Get the Kinks Out
I know this is from The Onion, so it's not a real article or anything, but it might be the most honest sports story you read all summer....Condoleezza Rice is visiting England and asking questions about the meaning of Beatles lyrics in an attempt to determine, we believe, if any of the songs contain hidden Al-Qaeda instructions. As an aside to the Condoleezza Rice in England story, I have two words to say: Jack Straw? Jack Straw???? What is he, a nursery rhyme character?....The End is Near, or maybe not. Do these end-of-the-world predictions remind you of anything? What local TV weather reports really need: More hand puppets with attitude....Vacation Alert: If planning on visiting Las Vegas this spring be aware that the military plans to test a huge bomb in Nevada. This type of massive explosive power might be necessary in the future if they ever want to knock down some of today's larger casinos in order to build something more understated....If I'm reading between the lines correctly, according to this article it sounds as if there are some bargains to be found in Germany....As for the report the other day about there being too much public swearing, a Supreme Court Justice weighs in....Friday music selection: Something new, something old, with a little bit of blues added.