Strike One
Is America's innovative spirit alive and well? The record-setting Beeboo Big Bubble says, "Yea, it is." ...Selig appointed elder statesmen, George Mitchell, to investigate steroids. The 72-year-old Mitchell (seen here, he's the one on the left), a former Senate Majority Leader, accepted saying, "Roids have no place in baseball. Although, we can understand how it happens, especially with all the sitting the players do on those hard, wooden benches. But, the solution is in our hands." Barry Bonds had no comment on this development, but instead continued with his normal spring training routine....What I wonder is, would the Australian police have let the drunk driver leave if he had asked a more sensible question? Here's what the monolith looks like, kind of hard to miss...Here is what the CIA was able to find out about something which is very dear to us all, the Earth. CIA Geography Note: "The world is now thought to be about 4.55 billion years old, just about one-third of the 13-billion-year age estimated for the universe." And, coincidentally, the same age as Joan Rivers....Who needs Dr. Phil when couples can handle their disagreements in such a mature and respectful manner....An upcoming scene from the show Prison Break: "Drop the Gun." "I can't, it's stuck to my hand."...Meanwhile, the Italian race for prime minister heats up.