Disaster Resistant
Uh-oh, experts say conditions are ripe for New England to get hit by a major hurricane this year. Someone better inform FEMA. Or not. It might be better if we move to "The Valley," a disaster resistant multi-state community. I think it's located somewhere near here....It is reassuring to know that there have been no Hugh Grant moments at 10 Downing Street. At least not since Margarat Thatcher was Prime Minister. Is there an equivalent to a Hugh Grant moment in Germany?...Class, today's lesson is: How to spot a con artist. To begin, get your checkbooks out. Maybe he was promising beach front property in a disaster resistant location. You might need to drive a two-door rocket car to get there. While we are on the topic of Mars, maybe we're not looking hard enough for signs of life....Something tells me that in this Scrabble game putting down "Kemosabe" won't be allowed...I guess Bonds expects us to feel sorry for him, or something. If he thinks his life is bad now, just wait until he gets this guy mad at him. Red Sox fans can tell you what that was like.