We Are the Champions
A Malaysian man holds the record for snake kissing? Isn't this the sort of important achievement Americans once proudly went after?...Maybe I can't offer heaven, but If you read my column three times you might get a, ummm, a free car wash....Speaking of this week's column, in it I mention wearing a Rayon shirt in the 1960s. For those who weren't around or don't remember how hideous our fashion sense was back then, here's an example....

Nursery Rhyme Corner:

Mary had a little lamb
And it had six legs!

The WAAA-RBC final game is tonight between Japan and Cuba, but our attention has turned to March Madness...Maybe the US isn't the snake kissing champs anymore, but when it comes to convincing thousands of people to get naked, who are you going to call?...Have you ever packed your car for vacation and had to leave something behind because you didn't have room for it? Well, you didn't try hard enough...If you are a guy, you only need to watch the first few seconds of this video to see you can't live without this highly advanced lawn mower. Although, watching this thing zip around on its own makes me think a Stephen King novel based on it can't be far behind....A remote control lawn mower would certainly come in handy if you buy an entire town.