Working for the Man
South BLEEPING Park update: The show's creators kill off Chef, but remember what a great guy he was - but only after they've killed him off....The large anvil and box of ACME dynamite must have tipped off authorities in New York that a coyote was in Central Park....As for someone sticking to a job for a long time, here's a great story you probably already heard about: Arthur "Deke" Winston is retiring at age 100. In the article, however, it claims he worked 75 years for the so-called Metro Transit Authority in Los Angeles. Even if such a thing really existed, which is highly doubtful, wouldn't that be a little like selling air conditioners in Iceland...Maybe this tortoise would have lived even longer if it worked for LA Mass Transit....Ten days away from the baseball season, so here's something to get fans ready. What do you mean they didn't turn the double play?...On American Idol, Kevin Covais, nicknamed Chicken Little, was (--Insert Your Own Chicken Related Pun Here--)....SHOCKING REPORT: According to leading economic models, by the end of this century we will all bleed to death while trying to shave. Maybe we should all just grow beards.