Bloody Hell Madness
The WAAA-RBC continues tonight with Team USA only needing a win over Mexico to advance to the semifinals. They avoided elimination last night when Korea beat Japan. Otherwise, Team USA would still have had a chance following a complicated tie-breaker system worked out by the UN. It went something like this: Team USA would be in if Japan won but scored more, or maybe less, than seven runs, had a combined ERA of exactly 2.3973978, agreed to adhere to all SALT treaties, and killed at least one bird with a pitch before the fifth inning…Speaking of competitive events in the month of March, I wouldn’t call it madness, but I would call it American Idol. To figure out who has a shot to make it to the final showdown, it is best to write down your guesses on a sheet of paper….It’s all about the Grovers. Bill Gates has hundreds of real ones in his wallet.…Bloody hell update. Good news, they “got the roos off the green.” CBS will think twice before running the commercial…Parents, it’s like having the answers written on your forearm…I hear there’s a college basketball game or two on today?