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By now the entire world knows that Taylor Hicks won American Idol and among the other duties of office, he will be required to sing the National Anthem (English Version) 7,834 million times this year alone...."Kids, I think you've had enough exercise, reading, and creative playtime, now sit in front of that television and be entertained."....Why do they need six actors (one of them actually an actress) in one movie to play Bob Dylan? Couldn't they just get Johnny Depp to do it?....Ever wondered how to draw really bad pictures of sheep? Well through the miracle of the Internet your answer is here....What if Honda reverses the process and the robot controls your thoughts? "THE ELEMENT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF HARD-CASE LUGGAGE ON WHEELS."....Normally, this doesn't happen until the defendant gets the attorney's bill.....And in case you have been awake nights trying to figure out how a piano got to the top of Britain’s highest mountain, the mystery is over.