Over the Ledge
If you stay indoors and read, as Lemony Snicket suggests, what's the most unfortunate event that could happen: A paper cut? Starting to say "Lemony Snicket" all the time? Or maybe things like Dracorex hogwartsia?...Will each one have a tiny gold sticker underneath the front bumper that reads "Made in China"?...Tonight is the final performance show of American Idol this year pitting Katharine McPhee against Taylor Hicks. And that can only mean one thing: we won't have to watch American Idol performance shows anymore this year and will have more time for other shows. Whoever wins, There are plenty of jobs for American Idol losers...."George, we already watched 'Over the Hedge' twelve times, you're the President, isn't there some other movie you want to see?"