Mr. Mojo Rising?
I'm not positive how the whole mojo thing works, but wouldn't the President need to have had mojo at one time, before he can get it back....Speaking of getting some mojo back, the Red Sox went mojo-less on their past nine game road trip, and tonight Johnny Damon makes his Fenway return. Without his trademark beard, Red Sox fans might not recognize Damon's new clean-cut Yankee look. We are going to the game tonight, should I be worried?...This has something to do with NAFTA, doesn't it?...For those who scoffed at the idea that a chain consisting of nearly 115,000 bras could be made, scoff no more. Here is a picture of someone making a bra chain, but not to bring awareness of breast cancer to the world, instead it appears to be more of a hobby....If visiting Italy, treat lobsters right or suffer the consequences....There is no lack of mojo for the Indian teen who can take milk in through his nostrils and squirt it 12 feet back out from his tear ducts....BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Mr. Mojo falling. According to this report from People Magazine, embalmed Rolling Stone guitarist, Keith Richards, was injured falling from a coconut tree. Although, it also says he might have fallen off a Jet-Ski. We can't rule out that he might havefallen from a coconut tree while riding on a Jet-Ski.