The Mail
Weather News Flash: In a surprise twist for summer that no one could have predicted, it is hot outside. What's next, snow in the winter?. How hot is it, lobsters are being caught half-baked....Soon, drill sergeants everywhere will be barking: "Drop and give me 50 in the lotus position."...The Russian Bear goes WWF after sumo match...."Honey, there is an eyeball on our egg." Where else will they think to place ads?..."Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in." - Newman on Seinfeld.