Buy Me Some Peanuts and a Burial Plot...
"A shot was fired; the bear is dead," pretty much sums up fugitive bear Bruno's fate....Would you want this man to become President of the United States, if he won't even fight the leaf-eating winter moth....The one advantage to online yearbooks that I can see is that 25 years from now it will keep your neighbor from accidentally finding your old high school yearbook on a shelf and passing it around a room full of your friends. Not that this has ever happened to me. (Note: I don't know whose yearbook this is, but look at these people, it could be any of us.)....New Tom Cruise movie coming out: An Officer and a Goat....How many times have you watched an intentional walk being given in baseball, and wished for this to happen...."...Let me root, root, root for the home team. Gee, it's a shame if I'm dead..."....Just wondering, but if competitive eating is your favorite spectator sport, what could you put on your coffin?