For the Birds
Bird Flu Alert: This can only mean trouble. Did anyone think to check if the Chicken Streaker visited Germany recently, just wondering...I forgot to mention this yesterday, but The Apprentice is back, but on Mondays now, which is the day of the week everyone hates, so what better way to end it then by watching Donald Trump. I only saw the boardroom part last night, but it appears that the contestants are, once again, exactly the type of people you would expect to see on a reality TV show...Speaking of reality TV, the No Longer Stealth American Idol Contestant from around here did all right, even impressing Paula Abdul despite choosing the dreaded Blue Swirl background special effects screen, which my wife has determined is the Performance Kiss of Death....This is exactly why we have a Supreme Court in this country, to settle the important cases that affect all of us...Everyone is an art critic. Attempts to clean the damaged work of art revealed another masterpiece underneath....Kids, if he wins a seat on the school board, expect a more liberal dress code. One that will probably stand up to Supreme Court standards...Kayaking or whale watching? Now you can do both….When they are teenagers, good luck convincing these twins that one of them is not adopted.