Don't Bode It
In agricultural news, Washington state has a bumper crop...Rufus better be careful. Meanwhile, the search is called off for the Runaway Whippet. Someone should look here...More Celebrity News, But Not Dog Related:: The Kabbaladonna goes under the knife...The forecast for Saturn is stormy. But this guy is confident the New Orleans levees will hold...The Boss doesn't like the World Baseball Classic because of the potential of player injuries. For Red Sox fans, the tournament gives us one last chance to cheer for Johnny Damon before he crosses to the dark side...As for the Olympics, the excitement is mounting. In other Olympic news, to bode might become a new verb meaning, "To choke under pressure, then deny you choked because you really weren't under pressure, because you really don't care if you win, and well, it's all the media's fault anyway." Example: Figure skater Johnny Weir boded his chance at a medal during the long program, blaming it on the bus schedule.. Although, for Bode and Weir, things could have been much worse.