Lock and Load
The local American Idol Stealth contestant made it into the top 24, where we assume she will finally actually appear on the show and demonstrate her talent...The White House reports this morning that Vice President Dick Cheney has continued to not shoot anyone else, although he's been tempted...Here are your Olympic Results: 5 gold, 2 silver, 1 bronze, and a Jolly Rancher....Urgent Dog Show News: Bohem C'est La Vie ran away, clearly distraught over having a stupid name. Here is the latest photo of the runaway whippet...Do we know where the Vice President was in January?...Beware of the Invasion of the Killer Super Toads. This could be much worse than first thought...Luckily, with the prevalence of domestic spying, we have footage of what really went down during Cheney's "hunting" trip (Warning: Rated "Ear Muffs" for naughty words).