He's Everywhere, As If There's More Than Just One of Him
From Red Sox Nation to all Yankees fans, as well as anyone else who owns a TV, has Internet access, listens to the radio, or receives the newspaper: Did new, clean cut Yankee Johnny Damon talk this much when he was with the Red Sox? If so, then we sincerely apologize. We had no idea....You've heard of chocolate covered ants? Hershey's might be thinking along those lines...I can't remember what I was doing at 15, other than being engaged in a death struggle with acne, but it certainly wasn't this...There is something similar in the adult world, it's called unemployment...Guys, if you know what's good for you, don't read this....You have your speeders, then you have your advanced police driver speeders...Does it seem crowded in here?