Outlaw Guns and Only Elected Officials Will Have Guns
Guns don't shoot people, Vice Presidents shoot people...We say good-bye to Peter "Jaws" Benchley who made each of us realize something important about ourselves: that things much larger than we are will try to eat us. Here is one of the horrifying classic scenes from the movie, Jaws. Have your chum bucket ready. (I apologize for that last photo, it is really gross, but I couldn't help myself.) By the way, Peter Benchley was the grandson of one of my favorite humorists, Robert Benchley....Olympic Update: Shaun "The Flying 'Carrot Top" Tomato" White wins the gold. Announcer Quote: "He snaps off the lip, grabs his nose."...Guys, whatever you do, don't read this article...Thank goodness these aren't larger than us...Crime Stoppers: Be on the look out for well dressed thieves...Here in New England, we had a little bit of snow yesterday. But we're pretty much dug out now...Guys, in the market for a new car?..Could this be the next Olympic sport? No.