America's Youth: Our Future
You know it's only a matter of time before there's Celebrity Chessboxing with the Stars....Kids, we feel your pain--NOT. Heck, when we were your age we had to do our homework while walking uphill seven miles in a snowstorm both ways...Of course, back then the adult world hadn't gone completely insane...Olympic Update: Other animals can compete, too....Investment tip: Check your chicken coops...When this couple is asked if they are worried about the bird flu, they scoff heartily....She scoffs heartily, also...If these kids get chased away they can point out that, technically, they're not skateboarding...And God willing, one day this young child will become a preacher.