Decision Time
NEWS FLASH: A-ROD JOINS USA TEAM, PERHAPS, AT LEAST HE'S THINKING ABOUT IT, YES, WAIT, OKAY, YES HE WILL, MAYBE: The World A-Rod Indecisive Baseball Classic will have A-Rod to kick around. How many Americans do you suppose will now be rooting for the Dominican team?...As for being indecisive, I am sure God is as confused as the rest of us as to why we are even paying attention to Britney...Of course in India, people are more level headed about stuff...If true, this is disheartening. A eunuch discovered America first...Denver has another NFL playoff game to host this weekend, but don't think it's the only thing going on there...Now he's just going to get a bunch of pre-approved credit card offers...This explains a lot about the condition of British teeth...An Olympic Update: They seem to have a problem deciding what the host city is called....And finally, once again American Idol begins a new season and the three famous judges, Simon, Randy and Paula, have tough decisions to make.