Bom, Bom, Ba-Bom, Bom, Ba-Bom, Ba-Bom, Ba-Bom
After a week vacationing in an undisclosed, secure location, I am rested and ready to get back to work, such as pointing out that despite providing 1,700 hours of televised Olympic coverage, NBC seems totally incapable of letting the viewer know what is currently going on. Have they heard about superimposing scores on the screen? I don't know how many times this week I switched over to the Olympics only to come in during the middle of a swimming race and wonder a) what is the distance, b) is this the men or the women competing, c) are any of those little blobs in the water Americans, and d) who do I have to see about getting a nickname like "Thorpedo"?

While I was away, the humor never stopped. So here is today's column. And in case you missed it, here is last week's.