Freakin Psychotic Mockingbird
For those who might have been wondering, the freakin psychotic mockingbird is still terrorizing our neighborhood at night with it's psychotic nocturnal mockingbird chirping. For those unfamiliar with this nightmarish story, we have a psychotic male mockingbird in a tree near our bedroom window that chirps for all hours of the night (for instance, last night from about 11pm to 3 pm). Supposedly, this is in order to attract a female mockingbird. I hardly think it works. I imagine the freakin psychotic mockingbird also wears gold chains and a partially buttoned silk shirt. It's chirps translate roughly into, "Hey, baby, my limb or yours?" Last year the freakin mockingbird was gone by July 4th. My fear is that this guy is so incredibly annoying, even to female mockingbirds, that it'll never find a mate.