Donald Trump Says She Can Keep Her Crown, However
I guess when you become the oldest person in the world, your days are numbered. Like many New Englanders, she probably couldn't stand the thought of watching Peyton Manning winning the Super Bowl. Friends and relatives can take solace in knowing she lived a long and fulfilled life and, most importantly, was spared from having to upgrade her computer to Microsoft Vista.

If we get anymore presidential candidates, we should just refer to them collectively as Congress. At least the latest candidate, former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee, has people that really heart him.

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Good news, Perky the Duck escapes death again.

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Move over NASCAR, there's a new race in town. Well, actually in Mumbai, India.

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Maybe I'm wrong about this, but I don't think I want to know someone who would wear a video belt buckle.

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Links from this week's column:
Take the sound poll yourself. Here are the sound files to listen to, download to your iPod, or use to liven up a dull Power Point presentation to an important client, etc. The Farting Preacher never gets old. Click for a Midi-file from hell version of YMCA. (My suggestion, don't click on it. You've been warned.)